adomania

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the sense that the future is arriving ahead of schedule, that all those years with fantastical names like ‘2013’ are bursting from their hypothetical cages into the arena of the present, furiously bucking the grip of your expectations while you lean and slip in your saddle, one hand reaching for reins, the other waving up high like a schoolkid who finally knows the answer to the question.

headturnmeon:

rocb0yz:

titytwochainz:

when i die please tell the mortician put me on some hoop shorts under my tuxedo jesus might wanna play me one on one for my spot in heaven gotta let him know ball is life

boy lmfaooo.

You know what…..


illest2die:

I was waiting for this

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headturnmeon:

mojostroke:

kingjaffejoffer:

peroxides:

pink-vulva:

thegoldennerd:

femburton:

i’m done with earth, goodbye.

image

omfggg I’M SCREAMING

wow.

This shit is fucking golden. Speaking as an aint shit nigga, I would advise Side-chicks-to-be to pay special attention to numbers 1, 3, 4, 5, and 7. 

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But who comes up with these things lmao